Currently doing the same shit I've always done: working, being anti-social, collecting records, watching the X-Files.
"This girl is such a tramp. She bought a new car and thought the front seat was optional."
— Joan Rivers
National Geographic asked me to summarise the 1990s in one image. This is what I came up with.
This is doubly relevant as I’m off to reach for the lasers myself at the wonderful Boomtown festival for a few days. I’m not bringing a copy of Paint with me I’m afraid but I’ll see you all when I get back. Bye!
Guardians Of The Galaxy
Hands down my favourite Marvel film yet! Drax has some of the best lines in the film.
Greatest Golf Swing Zombie Kill
That snake juice is basically rat poison—everybody’s wasted.
"You had me at meat tornado."
— Ron Swanson